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K_Dogs
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« on: August 19, 2016, 10:11:44 AM »

Ok, I'll kick this off

You know that you're on a diet when...You eat a Vitamin-C tablet and it tastes like heaven!

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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2016, 10:14:41 AM »

When you make sexual noises when eating your oats, whey and banana in the morning in a hunched over dazed state of bliss.

When your mouth water when you look at a rice cake  Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2016, 11:08:01 AM »

You find some dried-up oats from breakfast down your bra, and eat them (never mind that it's now 3pm).
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2016, 12:50:59 PM »

Lol.

I agree with them all so much. I said to my Mrs yesterday about vit c tablets being sweets I crave them! And the oats, lol. From 6pm the day before I look forward to my miniscule tub of oats at 9am the next day.
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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2016, 02:52:23 PM »

You think Walden Farms Caramel dip is like heaven -wait til you ever try it off-season!  Grin Lips sealed
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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2016, 03:08:57 PM »

You get excited over "a new type of potato".
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2016, 04:33:52 PM »

Another vote for the morning porridge. On the plus side, I felt like a kid at Christmas every single morning. The anticipation and excitement was something else!

You think Walden Farms Caramel dip is like heaven -wait til you ever try it off-season!  Grin Lips sealed

I had this with a protein dessert (won't say which company). Dieting, I thought it was incredible. The first time I tried it off-season, I thought it was horrendous!
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2016, 07:15:51 AM »

Lol yes, I agree on the protein versions and zero cal versions of many things. Huge difference!
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2016, 07:40:31 AM »

When you drain a can of tuna in the sink and a small flake slips past and down the plug hole making you angry / upset.
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2016, 05:12:19 PM »

I agree on the calorie free stuff, only foun one zero syrup that taste good in the off season.

I find on prep I get a little more spendy, so my Bulkpowders orders always seem a bit pricy as do my trips to Booker
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2016, 02:06:36 PM »

When you buy 15 different flavours of tea and drink none of them...  Huh
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2016, 06:58:04 AM »

When you give in and eat a biscuit or small piece of chocolate only to spend the rest of the day and night racked with guilt and announce with yourself.
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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2016, 02:19:08 PM »

I go in search for exotic meats and alternatives to the bog standard chick breast.

Right now, I'm eating around 10 ostrich steak per week.  Macros are great - 3g fat and 27g protein per fillet.
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2016, 05:10:54 PM »

You don't want to have sex with your 9/10 gf...
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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2016, 10:36:24 AM »

You miss being hungry...
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