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« on: April 21, 2018, 02:57:26 PM »

                                              NUMPTI & BIG DAVE

The bright red ten year old Subaru Impreza roared into the parking lot, it's special order twin 5 inch Borla exhaust pipes screamed out jumbo jet decimal sounds that rattled the shop front windows and made and old age pensioner dentures vibrate so much his tounge was sliced like a salami.
The car scattered loose gravel and small children to the far perimeters of the car park as it did a racing slide into the last two spaces and parked on the dividing line of both spaces.
Out of the driver door stepped Big Dave, one hundred and fifteen kilos of muscle and exploding pimples, and it was difficult to know which were the bigger. Big Dave was a bodybuilder and everybody had better know it. He was dressed ready to " Pump those mothers ", as they say. His outfit from the head down was a red bandana tieing back his non too clean shoulder length hair. The bandana had the words " No shit Sherlock " printed on it but the way Big Dave had haphazardly tied it, it read " Shitlock ", which says it all really. His upper body appeared to be sort of covered in a sprayed on shredded dish cloth held up by two boot laces over his mammoth shoulders. The left part of his chest down to his abdominal muscles was completely exposed as the partial T-shirt looked like the top part of a Roman toga.
Black and white striped Lycra spray on tights bulged with thighs like tree trunks and below the knee the calves appeared to be missing ----- Big Dave never had time to work 'em, cos he was to busy exercising his arms and his ego. Massive unlaced CAT leather construction workers boots completed the must have workout gear of any serious hardcore member of Monsters Gym.
Out of the passenger door stepped the almost exact opposite to Big Dave, he was in fact Big Dave's old school friend and recent convert to " Bodybuilding ", Numpti.
Numpti, was almost as tall as Big Dave but about 85 kilos lighter. He resembled a telegraph pole with arms and legs attached. He was dressed almost the same as Big Dave except his clothing was new and almost clean and you could clearly read " Monsters Gym --- Blood, Sweat & Vomit ", a catchy tag line.
Numpti hung on every word that Big Dave uttered, after all Big Dave was "built", so he must know everything there was to know about training, diet, supplements and all that stuff that would help Numpti get massive and become like Arnie,"an all that "
They strutted across the car park with the bodybuilder so walk, feet at almost ninety degrees to the ankles and the whole of the upper body, led by the shoulders moving from side to side, and arms sticking out at the sides due to totally flexed lats.
They came to a massive wooden door that looked like ten foot high railway sleepers with huge metal hinges.
MONSTERS GYM
NORMAL
WE A'INT

Numpti and Big Dave went in.
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2018, 02:44:12 AM »

We all recognise and know Big Dave and accomplice so well. Livin' the dream  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2018, 08:16:12 AM »

Guys, I have only just realised that there is a gym/gyms called Monster gym. This has nothing to do with them, it is a fictional place that actually exists all over the world, if you know what I mean.
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